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WHOLE LIFE CHALLENGE PREP WEEK. (FRAT WARNING)

Alright gang, it’s the week before the Whole Life Challenge begins. This is the calm before the storm. Remember in college when you left two advil and a glass of water by your bed before going out to drink shitty beer while inverted? Yea, it’s kind of like that time. (that was for you KJ, both the planning aspect and the alcohol aspect…high five!)

So what’s a CPC’er to do this week? Well, here’s what I’m going to do and what Eric is going to do. This will be our 5th time doing a nutritional challenge and due to the added factors involved in this one, planning will continue to be paramount.

Here are the SOP’s for this coming week that we recommend before every challenge, with a few added ones.

1) Begin talking to people that have done one of our Paleo challenges before.

Talk to your coaches and your community folks, that’s why we all do this together. This month the power that exists from being a part of a health-oriented community will become even more apparent and should be felt by everyone – no one is doing this alone.

Hearing other people’s experiences; what they went through, how long it lasted, how they felt afterwards, how they got through the cravings for all things doughy and sugary, (like donuts, which are f-ing awesome, but equally evil) will help you relate to what you’re going through yourself.

Lean on the OG, they’ve been here the longest and are wise in the ways of the world.

2) Begin accumulating recipes. Today.

Truth be told, about a week into our first challenge a few years back, I thought that Paleo meant “living on salad with no dressing and eating Lara bars.” Fortunately for me, Lindsay Klipping got concerned about Eric and my well-being and dropped off a weekly Tupperware container filled with enough Paleo goodness to keep us alive for the following 7 days.

It wasn’t until we actually had a few recipes under our belts and realized that there were actually Paleo meals that we enjoyed, that things got easier for us.

The earlier you can enjoy what you’re eating and can enjoy it to the point of saying, “Wow, I like the paleo version of pancakes better than the non paleo version of pancakes” the better you’re going to be.

I still have meals that we figured out during the first challenge that I enjoy now.  This is big.

3) Begin getting everything that you do not want to eat during the challenge out of your house. NOW.

This is also VERY IMPORTANT! There’s sort of a general rule about food I believe holds true, especially during challenges – “If it’s not in your kitchen, and you don’t buy it, and no one gives it to you, and it doesn’t manifest itself in your presence magically, then it’s going to be hard for you to eat it.”

Deep I know, but also very true. This is definitely the week to throw out, donate, and/or ask your neighbor to hold onto or eat yourself – everything that you don’t want to eat after next week.

We’ve found that most people, ourselves included, love to spend the day and night before (and right after) the challenges gorging themselves on crap that they wouldn’t eat otherwise.

Although there is some kind of pseudo ceremonial aspect to doing this, it makes the first 3 days of the challenge a lot more disruptive than they have to be since not only are we adjusting to cleaner eating habits, but we’re also sweating out Yellow #5 from the Skittles. Don’t do this – trust us.

Please make no mistake about it, you will be tempted to grab a beer if it’s just stuck in the back of the fridge.  You will be tempted to eat the leftover tortillas that you left in the cabinet.  This will happen. It won’t be on day 1 or day 3, but inevitably, you’re going to come home late, not have anything cooked, be tired and cranky and that’s when it happens.

Make it easy on yourselves and simply remove the non- Paleo temptations now before hunger and fatigue turn them into something that you wake up fantasizing about – like eating chocolate donuts off of Shakira.

4) Go Shopping.

The universe abhors a vacuum so now is the time to fill your house full of nutritious goodness. Hit the Farmer’s Market, hit Tri County, if you make enough money, hit Whole Foods and stock up.

You’re far more likely to eat well and have less stress with a fridge full of veggies than an empty one. Running to the store three times a day to get food is going to get old, so stock up!

5) Come up with a plan for the tough times.

Since this challenge is more than 30 days, and is designed to make you bump up against weddings and other events, it’s important to look out at your calendar at what’s coming up.

Have a wedding that you’re going to attend? Come up with a plan now on how you’re going to handle the day. Have a trip to Hong Kong planned for work? Come up with a plan now on what snacks and bars you can pack for the trip.

OR – figure out if you’re going to write those days off because life isn’t perfect and neither are you supposed to be for this challenge. That all being said, have an idea going in on what you’re plan is so that you don’t show up with an idea of staying strict, but because you were pressed for time and now are starving are at the mercy of whatever the caterers brought.

Plans are good.

Today’s Workout:
“Lynne”

5 Rounds for reps:

Max Bodyweight Bench Press (Women = 60% of bodyweight)
Max Pullups
3 Min rest


11 comments
Augie Johnson
Augie Johnson

I was able to put one pound of the recalcitrant two pound box of See's candy that was sitting on our counter top into long term storage. I will endeavor to place the second l lbs. in a similar storage container this evening. This prep stuff works! I feel better already. Aug

Kristiana
Kristiana

Operation "donate food we can't eat to our friends" will commence shortly. What carried me through the last challenge was coordinating "family dinner" nights. I'd get some other Paleo peeps to come over to my house for dinner, and we'd all pitch something in - by the end of the meal we'd have a few new recipes and full paleo tummies. Yummers!

Malzone
Malzone

go time: pacificcoast.wholelifechallenge.com

Morrison
Morrison

Wow, apparently I didn't have enough caffeine before writing my response this morning lol.

J.J.
J.J.

I think the biggest thing for me that keeps me on track is Sunday meal planning. I will write my lists (seconding KJ's suggestion) in the morning - the first list outlines my meals for the entire week and the second list is for the grocery store. Then I set aside several hours on Sunday afternoon to shop, prep and cook for the week. It's so, so much easier not to have to think about it in the midst of my always hectic work week.

Frank
Frank

I hope we spend some time talking about portions. I have never eaten proper proportions my entire life, so it's easy for me to over OR under eat while doing paleo.

KJ
KJ

Best one: Get the non-paleo food out of your house! Just get it out before you start. I never do this and every single Paleo challenge we have I have snacked on somethign becuase I was starving and it was in the house. Not this time! Making lists! - Make a list of what you can order from a couple of resturants you like to go to. Do this ahead of time so you aren't tempeted. This helps make life a little easier when you don't want to cook - Grocery store items. Make the list and stick to it, don't wander aimlessly or if you are hungry. - Soda water & a lime = a god sent

The Claw
The Claw

Here are some survival strategies I’ve come up with over past Paleo challenges. Think in terms of what you can eat, not about what you cannot eat. Since I am a creature of habit, it is easy for me to eat the same meals over and over. Breakfast. My breakfast usually consists of a protein source such as hard-boiled eggs or meat from last night’s dinner plus a carbohydrate source, usually fruit or sometimes vegetables left over from last nights dinner, and a fat source, usually raw almonds or walnuts or avocados or olives. (The Zone diet teaches that each meal should consist of these three macronutrients: protein, carbs, and fat.) An easy way to prepare eggs is to coat a coffee mug with oil (I use PAM) and then to microwave the egg for about 60 seconds. It poaches nicely. Lunch. Since I work downtown and eat out, I have scoped out several nearby restaurants that offer paleo-compliant meals. Silvergreens has four or five paleo-style meals, just ask them for the paleo menu. A burrito bowl from Chipotle without rice or beans, just vegetables, and extra guacamole is also good. Backyard Bowls has paleo items. I sometimes will have an omelette at Easau’s or Cajun Kitchen. Be sure to order it without cheese or sour cream, and to skip the breads and potatoes and substitute fruit and/or sliced tomatoes, cooked or fresh. Burgers in lettuce wraps are good, but watch out for the condiments. Salsa is usually a safe bet; ketchup and BBQ sauce are basically nothing but high fructose corn syrup. Salads, especially the Cobb salad, are staples of mine. For the Cobb salad, just be sure to ask for it without blue cheese. Otherwise, the only things to look out for and salads are croutons and cheeses. There’s lots of hidden sugar in dressings, so your safest bet is a squeeze of lemon or vinegar and oil, but I usually also ask for a vinaigrette. Useful words to remember whenever eating out of are, “no rice, no potatoes; extra vegetables please.” Dinner is usually grilled meats and vegetables and/or salad. Taco salad (taco meat, olives, tomatoes, salsa on a bed of lettuce) is one of my favorites.. (Jim, insert above the discussion of lunch: a burger without a lead as rapper there is also a good choice, but you have to be careful of condiments. Snacks. Late-night snacking is my nemesis. The best strategy I have come up with is simply to make sure the houses full of paleo-compliant snacks. I have to think out of the box for snacks, but I end up eating a lot of things like sliced meats wrapped around sun-dried tomatoes jalapenos, fruits, berries, nuts. I’ve also been known to snack on anchovies. Almond butter and celery works. Alcohol. Going without a nightly glass of wine is tough. I substitute Pelligrino in a wine glass. Cheating. In his book the Four Hour Body, Tim Ferris advocates a complete and utter cheat day once a week. The thoughts behind it include providing an outlet for the desire to cheat throughout the week, making it easier to stay clean the rest of the week, and also to avoid tricking your body into thinking it is starving, assuming weight loss is your goal. I’m not sure whether I will commit to one cheat day per week, but I do think that if I have the urge to cheat, I will combine all the cheats into one big day instead of allowing small cheats to sneak in every day. Claw

Sarah S.
Sarah S.

I appreciate that there are two #4s on this list :D I am working on compiling a list of tips for Paleo Challenge Sarah to use, entitled, "How to Be the Only Clean Eater in Your Household; Or, You Don't Want to ACTUALLY Kill Your Housemates". But if the peanut gallery wants to throw some OG wisdom my way, by all means....

Morrison
Morrison

Number 3 was the most important one for me. It's easier in a time of weakness to go to the kitchen and eat on off limits food....but if you do have it in your kitchen then the process of driving to the store is a much bigger process, that you may be able to talk yourself out of the cheat. Now if you live with someone who is not doing the challenge this is a big hard to do....so work on convincing them now to take part with you! :)