I'm "this much" stronger than you!

Due to some of the less than stellar scores on the last Zombie Survival Quiz (with yours truly coming in with a strong D-), the educating must continue.  Per the Zombie Survival Guide, here’s just one more tip to keep you all alive.
”Cold, hard figures have show that when battling the living dead, nothing has saved more victims than basic, tight clothing and closely cropped hair.  The simple fact is that ghouls attack by reaching out to grab their victims, pulling them in, then biting.  Logic dictates that the less material a person offers up for grabs, the better his or her chances will be (duh).  Baggy clothing, complete with pockets, straps or anything that might hang freely, will be a convenient handle for grasping zombie claws.  Anyone who has worked in factories or with some heavy machinery will tell you the importance of never letting anything hang loose.  Tight clothing, obviously within comfort limits, will help to eliminate this danger.  Hair can be a similar hazard.  Many times, victims have been seized and even dragged by their hair to a gruesome end.   Tying one’s hair back before a conflict may work temporarily.  However, a short haircut, one inch or shorter, is idea for hand-to-hand combat.”
Since we care as much as we do, Eric and I now have clippers available here at the gym and are more than willing to selflessly exchange haircuts for baked goods.  (cough…Lisa…cough) 

Today’s Workout:
5-3-2-1-1-1 Reps of Power Snatches
Followed by 1 Round of Tabata Jump Lunges